Everything you need to know about surviving this Planet.
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- plot twist: yahoo buys tumblr and we get proper blocking features, lockable posts, a sent folder in messages/fanmail with a better interface, ability to search multiple tags, removal of the post and message limits, proper search engines for likes/archives and removing that bloody "reblog as a link" option.
- Yeah, but get ready to pay $15 a month for it.
Traffic in antarctica.
As a newly unemployed person, this is what my day looks like.
Canadians are tough
I really should have known better.
A social network that doesn’t want to be social. We are weird tumblr people and proud about that.
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He was only an arms length away but as distant as the moon. She lost interest in the world and the world lost interest in her as a horrible apparition began to haunt. Mary and Max
There is a woman I don’t understand. She tries to kiss me without my permission. So I have rubbed onions under my armpits to repel her.
Max hoped Mary would write again. He’d always wanted a friend. A friend that wasn’t invisible, a pet or rubber figurine.
Mary and Max
“Unfortunately, in America, babies are not found in cola cans. I asked my mother when I was four, and she said they came from eggs laid by rabbis. If you aren’t Jewish, they’re laid by Catholic nuns. If you’re an atheist, they’re laid by dirty, lonely prostitutes.” Mary and MAx
